Does Anything even Happen Anymore?

The Democrats lost 'the most important election of our lifetime' a few days ago (or was it a year?). Already, it has been forgotten, like almost everything that happened more than 2 minutes ago

Does it matter? Did it matter? Did it happen? What year is this, again?

Let me shock you: the Democratic Party just lost an election, and Donald Trump, The Great Destroyer and Defiler of Scared Things, will soon be in the White House again. This loss is hardly even mentioned anymore, let alone rattles anybody: public attention moved elsewhere.

We don’t t…